[Scene: All My Circuits Editing Room. Calculon and the director watch Bender's antics.]
Bender: [on TV] Bite my shiny metal ass! [He starts dancing.] Ooh, yeah! C'mon, baby! Come on! Yeah!
Bender: Now that's hospital dancing. [He nudges Calculon.] Pretty good, eh, Calcky?
Calculon: Good? I've seen better acting from extras in Godzilla movies. [On the screen Bender whistles nonchalantly as he empties a chest of drawers.] I don't even remember shooting this scene.
Director: We didn't. That's security camera footage from your dressing room.
Calculon: He stole the scene and my money? That's it! I demand you fire this felonious ham!
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